This is what a mid-life crisis looks like for a game developer in my age bracket:
Most men in their 40s buy something they were into in their teens. I tell my wife she's lucky I wasn't into cars or airplanes or anything like that. The Pico-8 fantasy console costs $15 or so. I've been adapting my rocket lander game to it.
The controls are changed up quite a bit to make the game play faster. It still has a braking line, though.